Daily Thoughts

Leaf Blowing

2010-11-15T05:43:00.000-08:00

Cool Super Highway Guys

2010-07-13T08:17:00.001-07:00

These guys are cool.

2010-07-02T07:09:00.001-07:00

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2010-07-01T04:38:00.001-07:00

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2010-06-25T15:19:00.001-07:00

Viper in my dust

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2010-06-09T15:07:00.001-07:00

Two RA Quotes For the Weekend...

2010-03-21T05:49:00.001-07:00

“Do those have engines?” (Referring to a passing tractor.)

“Is Vulcan really listed?” (on the 2010 Census under “What is person 1’s race?”)

Mustangs and Lobsters

2010-03-14T16:36:00.000-07:00

….does that count as surf and turf?

Just Cool

2010-03-10T10:57:00.001-08:00

…when they talk about people with too much time on their hands – they’re talking about the person that made this animation.

Nick's VanDeGraff

2010-02-28T17:30:00.000-08:00

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Nick's Nature Photos

2010-02-23T18:45:00.000-08:00

Nice work Nick.

Robot Takeover

2010-02-14T18:26:00.001-08:00

Ahhh Traffic!

2010-02-12T14:42:00.000-08:00

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Portable PC

2010-02-12T12:36:00.000-08:00

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Tree Hugger - What the heck!

2010-02-08T16:45:00.000-08:00

Another one!

Blogger FTP

2010-02-05T14:13:00.000-08:00

Blogger Will No Longer Support FTP

Tree Huggers

2010-02-02T05:45:00.000-08:00

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Really cool White Board Guys

2010-01-29T09:53:00.001-08:00

Kangamangus And Surrounding Areas

2010-01-17T06:14:00.000-08:00

Somewhere In NH

2010-01-04T13:31:00.001-08:00

Real crop circles!

Cheers

2009-12-22T11:28:00.001-08:00

Rubber Band Obsession?

2009-12-02T08:04:00.001-08:00

Rubber Band Obsession?

Trans-Siberian Orchestra

2009-11-16T16:50:00.000-08:00

The Trans-Siberian Orchestra / TSO – 11/15/2009 – Manchester Verizon Center

MUS-TANG

2009-10-31T19:18:00.000-07:00

Obama Blows Nobel Prize Money on "Bling"

2009-10-12T05:31:00.001-07:00

Obama Blows Nobel Prize Money on "Bling"

Concord Friendly's

2009-10-04T16:55:00.000-07:00

De-Pepsi'ed

2009-09-14T17:58:00.000-07:00

Dam Carpenter Ants

2009-09-03T18:39:00.000-07:00

… but, no problemo.

Chupacabra - It's Alive!

2009-09-03T05:32:00.001-07:00

http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/92971?fp=1

(thanks Bob)

Robo Fish

2009-08-31T18:33:00.000-07:00

Leave it to MIT. I think I’ll get some for my tank.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/08/31/robotic.fish.mit/index.html

Dante Takes the Wheel

2009-08-30T18:23:00.000-07:00

…the driver seat anyway.

Refinished Chest

2009-08-30T06:27:00.000-07:00

~2hrs

Tech Support

2009-08-28T09:32:00.001-07:00

Support: "What version of the Mac OS are you using?"
Customer: "Word 6.0."

• Tech Support: "What browser are you using, Netscape or Microsoft?"
Customer: "Netscape."
Tech Support: "Could you read to me what it says at the top of the window?"
Customer: "'Global Travel Conference - Microsoft Internet Explorer'."

• Tech Support: "Are you installing on a Mac?"
Customer: "No, I'm using a 3.5" thingee on a disk."

• Tech Support: "This has Windows 98 on it -- did it have Windows 98 or 95 on it when it was sent out for repair?"
Customer: "I think it had Office 97."

• Tech Support: "How much free space do you have on your hard drive?"
Customer: "Well, my wife likes to get up there on that Internet, and she downloaded ten hours of free space. Is that enough?"

• Customer: "I keep getting an error message whenever I try using the MSDOS mode in Windows 95."
Tech Support: "Can you describe what happens?"
Customer: "Well, I keep getting a black screen with an error message saying, 'C:\WINDOWS>'."

• Tech Support: "which drive is your CD ROM?"
Customer: "the top one."

• Customer: "Do I hit 'F' and '8' at the same time?"

• Tech Support: "Your password will be...a small 'a' as in apple, a capital 'V' as in Victor, the number '7' "
Customer: "Is that a capital '7'?"

• Tech Support: "Ok, let's try once more, but use lower case letters..."
Customer: "Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard."

(Thanks Judy)

Word For Blonds

2009-08-28T07:54:00.001-07:00

…TXT me if you need this explained.

-AA

Flaming Woodchuck

2009-08-28T06:54:00.001-07:00

No explanation necessary.

Barberry Server Room... umm... corner.

2009-08-23T19:20:00.000-07:00

Rose

2009-08-23T19:05:00.000-07:00

…home grown.

Click It or Ticket

2009-08-18T08:11:00.001-07:00

double click it, and Live Free or Die

I Found Nemo (Evil)

2009-08-17T14:06:00.001-07:00

(Thanks Judy) 2

I Found Nemo (Evil)

2009-08-17T13:53:00.001-07:00

(Thanks Judy)

Stick It...

2009-08-17T12:13:00.000-07:00

That’s just wrong…

Treasure Island Pirate Statue

2009-08-05T17:02:00.000-07:00

Bigger than life!

Treasure Island Lizards

2009-08-05T17:01:00.000-07:00

…nice to see them outside.

Harold The Herring

2009-08-04T11:45:00.001-07:00

This bird is always hanging out in the back yard. He’s been dubbed Harold.

Nice Sunset

2009-08-03T16:10:00.001-07:00

… on Sunset Beach never-the-less.

Shark Watching

2009-08-03T16:09:00.001-07:00

Foreground : Me and Rose

Background : Malicious shark (and swimmers)

New Diamante

2009-07-30T10:50:00.001-07:00

Got Toolbars?

2009-07-27T07:01:00.001-07:00

(Thanks Rob B.)

My Frogs

2009-07-24T08:33:00.001-07:00

Bad Day Brew'in?

2009-07-20T08:43:00.001-07:00

You don't want to see this first thing...

Shahp Cah

2009-07-19T19:58:00.000-07:00

New Down-Pipe

2009-07-14T19:49:00.000-07:00

I replaced the down-pipe on my 3000GT tonight.

After I got the old one off, I took a look inside my cat using my digital camera. Still looks ok in there!

Then I slid the pipe under the car, bolted it on – never to be seen again.

Staples and Staplers

2009-06-05T05:49:00.001-07:00

“I thought I was unlucky because I had no staples until I met a man with no stapler.“

-Bob Porter

Your Glass

2009-06-02T06:45:00.001-07:00

Are you a….

Glass half full,

Glass half empty,

Or “my glass sucks”…

kind of person?

Strafford's 1st Traffic Light

2009-05-13T04:41:00.001-07:00

New Stock Market Terms

2009-04-19T05:22:00.000-07:00

CEO - Chief Embezzlement Officer

CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer

BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius

BEAR MARKET - a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

VALUE INVESTING - The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER - What my financial planner has made me.

STANDARD & POOR - Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

MARKET CORRECTION - The day after you buy stocks.

CASH FLOW - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS - What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR - Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT - an archaic word no longer in use.

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If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines
one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG
one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers
one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But---- if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer
one year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan
is to drink heavily & recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg.

Inside A Google Datacenter

2009-04-11T06:03:00.000-07:00

Wow...:

1 Awesome Toaster

2009-03-29T13:41:00.000-07:00

1 Average Toaster + 1 Can of Metallic-Grey Engine Paint = 1 Awesome Toaster

Star Trek Peeps

2009-03-21T13:52:00.000-07:00

(Thanks Paul)

3000GT Engine Bay

2009-03-15T19:19:00.000-07:00

Started cleaning it up for the season – major items complete… details, to-do.

Mitsubishi Dante

2009-03-15T19:17:00.000-07:00

It’s Dante! (sporting his Mitsubishi hat.)

View From My Office In Spring

2009-03-11T04:30:00.000-07:00

Spring

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Ha Ha

2009-03-06T19:37:00.000-08:00

“There are times when it is ok to laugh, and there are times when it is not ok to laugh. This is not one of those times.” -unknown

Deer

2009-02-26T18:09:00.001-08:00

Summer's almost here in New Hampshire...We can now see the deer moving around.

Yep, won't be long.

Ant Invasion

2009-02-16T06:59:00.000-08:00

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Red Tape

2009-02-11T13:15:00.000-08:00

Red Tape

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You Know It's Winter When...

2009-02-05T16:02:00.000-08:00

You Know It's Winter When... YIKES!

3000GT Roof Sledding

2009-01-31T13:29:00.000-08:00

I couldn't get her running, but we still got some speed out of this 1993 3000GT!

Overturned SUV...

2009-01-28T17:41:00.001-08:00

Yikes! That’s why my commute was so long this morning. I snapped this at exit 11 on route 3 this morning.

The Drive Home

2009-01-28T13:58:00.001-08:00

It looks like it’s going to be a difficult drive home…

UFOs Over Inauguration

2009-01-24T10:42:00.000-08:00

President Barack Obama's comments on aliens (har-har-HAR):

Add Awsome Charts to Your Website...

2009-01-21T19:21:00.000-08:00

http://www.icharts.net/

9 Phrases Women Use

2009-01-21T16:05:00.000-08:00

This is hilarious! (Thanks Paul)

House of Cards

2009-01-19T17:50:00.001-08:00

Easily Update Your Website With Blogger

2009-01-19T17:42:00.001-08:00

You can easily add content to your own website, right from your mobile phone or anywhere you can send an email from. My site is built on PHP, but you can find a XML / Blog Atom parser for whatever technology your site is built on.

To link my Blogger account to my website, I use a free PHP class from “Chirp Internet” www.chirp.com.au. The source can be found here: http://www.the-art-of-web.com/php/atom/.

On my homepage, I link in my Twitter feed with a custom XML parser.

Hope this helps!